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A Funny!
Compliments of DM1
Special High Intensity
Training (S.H.I.T)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying
to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see
your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T.
list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you
get all
the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those
who fail to take
D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE
ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they
don’t
have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T.
already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in job training
others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE
LIST
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and
can
apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING
(D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.
S.H.I.T.)
Special High Intensity
Training (S.H.I.T)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying
to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see
your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T.
list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you
get all
the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don’t take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those
who fail to take
D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE
ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they
don’t
have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T.
already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in job training
others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE
LIST
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and
can
apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING
(D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.
S.H.I.T.)
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